Dear Friends,
There are times in a person's life, when he thinks - he should have done - what he most hated !
Like :
a). Got married and raised kids.
b). Killed that irritating - ever - Salivating - dirty dog - She so much liked
c). Run-Away from the - Altar - that initially looked like that - Altar - from God where every dark patch shall mend - but which Unfortunately has opened Many Black - Holes (like those holes on the Moon) .... Kood to saktey ho - Nikal nahi paogey - Baba...
d). Burnt - ur Car - in the middle of the Road - when it ditched you most - getting bad - Before making u reach to that - Birthday - party - of ur Son - should have got to.
But, for me - My most hated task shall remain -
TEACHING - HUMAN BEINGS (THERE ARE BLEAK CHANCES OF MINE ENTERING AS A DOG - TRAINER, MONKEY TRAINER OR EVEN AS A SNAKE CHARMER) - BUT TEACHING HUMANS - "THAT TOO THESE SPECIALLY GIFTED ONES - THAT MAKE IT TO BIG COLLEGES" - it for me is like - eating Freezed Jalebi without Tooth.
But today is That day of Re-Incarnation for me - I hate what I've written above -
Because - just after returning from one of the Biggest gathering - of Teaching Community - my parents and a very close friend - have provided - that 'high-octane fuel' that has suddenly captured my fancy - and the great POT of THOT - has started to shiver for answers.
- Todays Programme in A Nut-Shell
- Service in a Church - begins at 10:00 am
- Holy Communion - served to - Members - 12:00 pm
- The Only tea-party (In The World) after Church - that gets inaugrated at - 12:30 pm (usual times for Funeral Receptions in the UK and French Territories)
- The only lunch in the World - Now listen to this - It began at - 4:00 pm and lasted only 30 minutes. (The great wait for the weight-loss).
- Everybody parted after the function - without even knowing who the - Organizer was - or Who - The Food Provider was - Only re-naming - the Christian Teacher's Fellowship (CTF) - with a new Name - Carelessly Tasteless Food - programme.
1). These are these "Well Beyond 70's" Gentlemen - who every year remind every single teacher in the Hall - attending the function - the most Common Tools of education are - Pencil , Rubber , Cutter , Desk and Chair for students.
And, Marker, Chalk, Board, two Fused Light Bulbs and a Tiffin - Half Empty for a Teacher.
-------------- They begin like - "Dekhiye - ! Samajhna Chahiye ! Jab Koi - AAApko (elongated
Aaa) - Gyaaan (another elongated Aaa) ki Baatein sunaan chahta hai - Matlab yeh hai ! Ki
gyaa.....aaaaaaa..a......................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...a.........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...a. n"
ki bhaa................aa.............................sh...a.a...." se agantuk karana chahta hai - To Phir woh -
Insaan nahi ------- Woh ------ Ek Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Kaaaaa
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaan ---- Tuuuu -- Raaaaaaaaaaaaaa Hai !!!! Hai (Reverberates) - hai hai hai
- GYAN KA TAAN - TURA HAI !!!
- After this gyan ka Taan - Tura hai !!! Stuff come in the Career Counselling - Baba Ji Ka Vachan !
- Ek unnat jeevan ko beetana hai ---to (aaa) ....apko ek - sashakt - vyaktitva bana hoga .... (aaa) .... sunday vyaktitva ki rachna sundar - cheezon se hoti hai (dhatu se lahi / make-up se nahi / kheer se nahi / sabun se nahi) balki - lagatar ----- Subah saath baje uth ke - agar aap - Adhi Ubli Daliya aur Isme Doodh ki jagah - Dahi dal ke Khayengey. Uske saath - neembu wali chaye - Jisme - Mulaithi / Amood Ka ras / Cherry ka Jam bhi dal saktey hai / Aur to top it up - Malayi Ko ek Bartan Mein Nikal
Lijiye, aur Phir - yeh Sochiye - ki apki - Mehri jo abhi adhe ghantey mein ati hogi - Ak kitni Malayi - chat karegi ...... Jisse apki buddhi maa ka Vishwas - 'ki yeh delkho - Billi ka khel ! Chaat gayi malai, deeya doodh undel' - bilkul tootney naa paye.
- Such magic stuff suddenly for you would take a turn - like -
- Par dhyaan se dekhiye - Ek kutta - Jo Bina Roti - ke jeena Seekh Gaya hai - Use Malayi dene ki kya jarurat hai.
- Aur ek Haathi - jo bina - Nahaye - Santoor sabun ka ad - karta hai - Usey - Daru pilane ki kya jarurate hai ....
"U Wonder - Ki Ajj Mere - Papon ! Ka Hisaab Chukta Karney - Mere Management - Ne Mujhe - Is Function Mein Bulaya Hai"
Kya ............................. andthen the famous "naah language"
- AGLI BAAR KYA GALTI SE BHI IS FUNCTION MEIN AYUNGA - KI NAAH ???
- MERI MAAH - AJ YAHAN - SE LAUTNE KE - BAAD - MUJHE PEHCHAN 2 LEGI - NAAH ?
- WOH SAB - ORGANIZERS - JINHONEY MUJHE UNKI BURAYI KARTEY DEKHA SUNA HAI - MUJHE KAL - LAATON KA SWAGAT - TO NAHI DENGE - NAAH ?
- NIKIYA KA WOH - VISHWAS VACHAN - UNHE - YAAD RAHEGA NAAH ?
- PRERITON KE KAAM - MEIN - PRERITON NE JO GALTI KI THI - WOH "YEH LOG" - TO NAHI KARENGEY NAAH ?
- MERE BACCHE - IS GALTI - KO (TEACHER BANNE KI) - DOHRAIYENGE - KI NAAAAA
- "KI BACCHO KO NAUKRI KHUD DHUNDNI HOGI - WE LOVE UN-ENPLOYMENT"
- yeh hamari paitrik sampatti hai
LETS JUMP TO THE FOOD PART NOW -
The famous Aloo-Meat - just a little short of salt and any kind "of efforts to cook it" - has been placed infront of you - Kacche Chawal is what shall play the Accompanient to this Mutton Aloo stuff. Lastly, to top it up -
THE PUNCH
- Duniya mein har koi akela ata hai - aur akela jata hai -par khush-naseeb hai woh log. Jinhe - khaney ke baad ................ har din --- har --- raat --------------- milta nahi - gur aur shahad ------ Nahi koi pakwan - Talela ----------------------- Yaad ! Rakhna Munna -
- Milega Tumko Ek Kela
- the punchline for the gr8 kela -
"KHALO YA GHU......A......LON"
"KELA PAR DAON LAGALO"
"IS BAAR TO KELA - HAI - BETA"
"AGLI BAAR - KE LIYE - KATHAL MANGWA LO"
but its not all that bad
after all - these are the times - difference between - Knowledge and Literacy - raises its head.. ...
But, I love the Teaching Community - these days specially One Special One - out of the Lot ..
God Bless The Teachers
Regards,
PM
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