THE BLUE MOUNTAIN - IS CARRIED - REMEMBER - THE UNCALLED FOR HANUMANJI - THING

Dear Friends and Not so Friends,

I again welcome you to peep in my life again. And - I'm sure you're going to love this one.

This one - is for all those - jeepers-creepers like me - Who love - Every Beautiful Girl - they come across - like Mangoes - n Romancing them day and night in dreams - of Daytime - go to sleep - with Two Pillows - besides them - also thinking - The Pillows are breathing Somehow !!

Uff !! What rut !!! - I would explain myself to you - As a person - who - Wants to think - And Starts to think - And inbetween - These immensely - Long Hours - That I spend - in Thinking - Such 'pink moments of already in love' jeepers-creepers keep crossing my Life.

Now, my blue - Mountain - under continuous pesterance from a White Mountain - sitting in Gurgaon - somewhere, Can - do tasks - Multi- Processor Param Computers have eventually failed to do -

1. Eating Pan-Cake (specially sweetened one for all Those die - Hard - Diabetics) with - A phone on her ear ---- Also finishing the Paper -Work of the "Past Two Decades" - her company has started making when it got started - Before Independence - And when its name was - General Dyer --- They've doen away with the G's and the D's ------ and they call it - A....s....//.....I.....r.... (you know I can't put the whole name - They'll f......k Me !!!).
2. :) Secondly that art of - Managing - Around - 40 Dumbheads - Who Speak - English like Japanese - and - Now to their - Regret - Almost a Japanese - Teaching them - "Javelin Throw English" - short for Junglee English .......... remember the Bhojpuri Idiotics stuff - Now ECC has the - Nippon Idiotic Stuff.
3. But the best of all - This little Master Blaster from A.....s....p.....//........E can do - is even - Do a lot of fixing of the Electronic Fittings and Wirings (Let me give you an Example - She can fix a Broken Extension Chord like planting a sapling // and The famous Indian mosqueto repelant "Tortoise"- Was getting burnt like - A 'Chip Fixing Exercise' ............... oho ! Now I know - why Japanese and Chinese - Make these wonders of eletronics).
4. This is not it ! My utmost disturbing calls to her - at most decent times - of the Day - r like another - Moment of Electronic Re-Incarnation for both of us - One such call was ------ hmm. hmm.... Prakul .... hmm.... No Neha ...........Hmm............. No Mrs. Mall ......... hmm (and on my Enquiry to - So as to What - is this song of the Hmm - Hmm Bee - She told me - I am having My dinner - Talking to you on Phone - And - Finishing all the Four Hundred - Papers - that - prepared over 60 years from Independence - and sent by the White Mountain from Gurgaon (PS: it is not the Short for PS) - The Most Wanted PS of India at This Point of Time. (I am the PM of my Institute & Hence, I can understand the agony of being the PS of - A....s.....s.....// .......//......) ------- hahahaha

Enuf of this personal - mud slinging stuff ! Now let me - Tell you - The Muhawra - my mother has just told me -

"The Bird is in the Lap and you are not feeding it, catching hold of it !"

- But Mum,

to your - Misery - how should I tell you - there are two kinds of Birds -

• Birds you can domesticate !! Good Understanding guys !! U know what I mean here.
• Birds - Which have already been domesticated !! (Even Better - The Guys who read my BLOG are all - Champs. - Now this second variety is called - The Migratory Bird.
• - These Migratory Birds - come from cold places to get some warmth to our lands, get a lot of Mur-mura in the river, Mate with some other - Migratory Birds from their - Land - and in the end - Fly Back.
• So - Its better - To love - That junglee - Maina //// or that - irritating - Piranha's -------------- atleast they - They kich ur but all the time - But - They never leave you..... (this one is for mum - and - for All Mums - visiting my Blog)

Twist To The Tale

- Now this - 'Unaddressed Letter' - I've been choking - Myself all around - From, has

landed at an address - Most Other Un-Addressed Letters make their beginnings from -

- I talk of one of the very famous - Girls Hostel - in my vicinity - Run by - A Trio - Who believe in a life (don't get hurt - Letter !! - This is a blog) ..... A life that - Has lasted with stains from the whole community - in terms - of the Immense notoriety - They Carry.

Dad - Is A 'Hum-Bug' and every person - He has bitten - in his Life - Finally succumbed to the Bite.

- The First Son - now limping - for His love for Jungle - bike riding - and after some shots of his favourite - cold drinks - He fell in a bridge - thus making the ever universal truth - become even more popular -

Gadi dheere chalaiye - Agey puliya kamjor hai ! Oh babu - Patang Kat Sakti hai - Hil rahi tumhari Dor hai !!!

- The third and the most notorious of the three - Befriends - An Undertaker - yeh dono - Har Kamyabi ka Jashn - saath mein manatey hai !!! and to top it all - This third fellow - is good in becoming the Most - Cherished - Jesus Christ figure - In a now - Very - Notorious event - called Nativity Play in our Church (I'll tell you - after around 3000 - practice sessions these guys put in the practice and re-hearsing of this play - Every Third house in the community has some :

1 ). Lost Daughters

2). Lost Sons

3). Lost Priests

4). Lost - Employees (specially of CFCS in ECC)

5).The Top Grosser - A Lost Wife of a Donkey

---------------------- Lost Daughters ------ after their 3000 times hard practice of becoming a mourner for Jesus - usually - Peter or John ----- take them for a ride... Never to come back - For the Awaited - Nativity Play

----------------------Lost Brothers------- usually Brothers of these Girls (now lost) go searching for their sisters in turmoil - We lose - Many a King Herods and a few Shepherds in this way - For the Awaited - Nativity Play

---------------------- Lost Priests ------- after these incidents - This harrowed Priest stops to believe in any God - Because - (THIS LOST GIRL - WAS ACTUALLY HIS - BOOTY) - For the Awaited - Nativity Play

--------------------- Lost Wives - this one is for - A Couple that eloped - in the name - of Mary - and Jesus - because - this Mary had a Little Husband - who would not - take care of these artistic needs of Her, and the Replica Jesus is Here - is an expert - In Curing Mary's of their - greatly engraved memories of Hard-ly Got Love and Sparsely Got Kisses ..... For the Awaited - Nativity Play

AND THE PUNCH OF THE THING

- AFTER SUCH BATTERING MOMENTS OF LIFE - THE CHIEF ORGANIZER WHO SHOUT HIS LUNGS OUT - AND SAY ---

"HAMAREY LITTLE LITTLE UNCLES AND HAMARI LITTLE LITTLE AUNTY'S - MUJHE - BHAROSA HI NAHI POORN VISHWAS HAI" -

"KI APKO SIRF EK ANUBHAV HI NAHI HUA HOGA ------ BALKI BAHUT HI JYADA MAZAA BHI AYA HOGA" --------------- hahaha

Its bad to joke - to aloud for such Sick creatures of destiny ......

But, unless you have some - Mouth Freshner - after dinner - Lagta Hai - You're still waiting for that 'millimetre of change in your pot-pourri life'

I have to got - the Dinner Table now - to collect- my share of those - Richly Decorated - crumbs -----

Love u all

n Do, Think about me - As the Butterfly - sitting on top of your head - Whn u next time visit Mussorie - and are sitting Below - the Great Poplar - in the Claridges ..

- The Hotel - Where you don't get - Indian Monkeys - but The King'f Female Monkeys are themselves there to entertain you (Again all my Male Readers - are actually very smart) ................. ok ! I never got one ............

Vinita don't doubt me !!!

Regards,

PM