Commonwealth Rail Ka Sajiv Kar Dene Wala Adbhut Nazara

Dear Freinds,

When I and 4 - More punctured Tyres went to see the CommonWeath Rail, we were moved to tears - not for the emotional appeal or grandeur or anything that wud tease ur mind, but for the lenght of the Queue that was - infront of us. Aisa lag raha tha...mano saara Allahabad - sangam Jaane ke bajaye - Station aa gaya ho. Jolly ice-cream - ke "Sashakt Stall" hamara wahan betabi se intezaar kar rahe they. For the first time in my Life - I saw - what Women in "Uniform" actually "Police Uniform" can have an Appeal like.... They were - over-riding Aishwarya for Allahabadis that day.

We gathered enough courage to break the Queue and thor of Acting Sherlock to the Mystery Find ... When one of the Punctured Tyres .... said ki jara wahan Right mein to dekho....

Oops !!! and there were these - Brown Colored "Monsters" from Some Alice epic tale - waiting for their next kill.... Aisa lag raha tha .... Ki Allahabad me Upasthit - samast - Police Vibhaag - jo Bhaag Nahi Sakta - wahan upatstit tha.... All the tyres looked at each other - and Finally Flattenend Out.

Hum majboot sipahi desh ke usi - aadhe kilometer ki lambhi line mein ab shaamil they, Jahaan Jeevan Ki Tamaan - Anubhutiyan - ho rahi thi.

Almost after a wait of 2 hours we reached, the platform No.1 today, which was otherwise crowded - for unending - tired - lying passengers, spilling pickle and water all over the place, so That - themedical dept. can't lose on the revenue - from Slipping Oldies - breaking femur bones. But today, it was clean, almost - dead silent. There were no kids, no coolis, no chit chat, no taxi walas. One of the tyres said ki - yaar ! left ko dekho - and when we did - we Say - those same, Brown Coloured Monsters - this time, flattening the newly built steel benches infront of the tea stall, ans this time - a couple of them - Sleepy and Soggy - with their "door-beens" we Thot - Oh Shit !! Stain Guns - all pointing towards us.

Now, it was like - walking in a marriga eall naked - Because alongwith the shoes - All clothes, chasma and payjama have all been stolen. One of the tyres - almost - Blasted with pressure of being under attack - by such a Notorious Enemy - an enemy that would shoot you without even Knowing what it had done. This moment of National pride - made us remember - Saving Private Ryan, which for us was - Saving Apni G...........d.. I think you must have got it.

Then we moved ahead - the only sigh of relief in all this adventure was - Two Slim and Switch lady Constables moving along the Side ... and we thot - Ki chalo ....Hamari jaan yun hi fazool nahi gayi... Balki - hamara - Amratva - in Do - Nariyon - ki har veer gatha mein hoga .... all the tyres Smiled.

Inbetween, there was also, this dadaji, who twitched our Love for the seniour citizens or denizens of our Nation. but how ?? I would write in some other blog - some day.

Now for the main course - The Rail

After a skimpish show of welcome - and - a rare smile, to welcome - we were on the Podium of Victory - The CommonWealth Rail. It had come from Lucknow, and was Moving to Varanasi i nteh evening, we were havinf the Moment of a lifetime.

There were these 11 bogies of immense .............. wealth, health, hygene, and, esteem. All possible colours of Microsoft - vista were - used in Drums and Loads to make it look, like - our Jolly Ice-Cream Magnum Opus.

There was this aunty, whose kid wanted to capture, every inch of the train he was into. His mother shouting - 'beta - shera ke saath to pose de de'...dekh 'shera ki pant kitni acchi hai' 'dekh shera ke baal kitney acche hai' 'deks shera ke daant kitne sundar hai' - for her the train had become or rather the games have Become - 'The Magnum Opus of an Animal Called Shera'

- Who is shera ??? For those of my Intelligent friends, still not puctures tyres - Shera ! is the Mascot (no Derogation intended ...only for teh Sweet Tooth)...the very Respectful, Sweet and Dynamic - Mascot - our Govt. has chosen to Portay the Common-Wealth Games in New Delhi. There is only one confusion - What does Shera - portray - (1).The Organisers after The CommonWealth Games. (2). The athletes after having the Aloo-Parntha and Dahi at paharganj (3). The Auto-Richshaw Drivers without their share of the Aloo Parantha and Dahi (4). The Business Community of Delhi during the Games (5). Or these are the Students or Celebrities of our Entertainment Industry, which after the global recessin - have nothing but - A Kaccha and A Poonch behind - indicating at Something. And, don't miss the "White Beard" - they say - it has been Picked Up from "An Icon from Bollywood" - Commonpath Commonpath Commonpath (simply we can say - footpath).... anyways - Just Look At Shera Closely !!! I have one here.

Secondly, I had this middle aged huffy who had not been to Any such social gatherings without drinking before this, Why - beacuse - is length and quality of Questions were very - strange and absolute -

Like -

(1). Are yaar ! Ye laal wala mast lag raha - lag raha hai - Nikal ayega.

(2). Wah ! Saina - ki to baat hi alag hai. Saniya ka photo lagana bhool gaye hai lagta hai... Oho.

(3). Wah bhai wah ! Iska Bahut Lamba Hai - par Yaar ! nishana 2 bilkul achook - for

Rajyavardhan Singh Rathore

(4). Kya safai kari hai ... yaar - Yeh train lag hi nahi rahi hai ..... specially inbetween bogies ... whenever we passed - the poor soul peeped in the corners (shayad apne nishaan dhoond raha tha - Lal rang wale )-par na milne par - he said to me - Kyun- Yaar ! Bilkul lag nahin rahi hai woh rail na... Batao - kya safai hai....

- This was it for me - I rushed ahead to change - co-passengers....

• Only one tyre was left with me ..... rest three went missing shortly after we boarded the train


• this tyre - was freindly enough in clicking me - with all possible angles.... but for some - to lack of space - and - to some for lack - of Knowledge .... ended clicking - Wallpapers without - The Hero .... (that was me)


• Finally me and my Beloved tyre .... ended this sojourne journey of a Train ....amidst -


• Models of stadiums that would look like in Delhi


• Various kinds of Government - schemes like - Bhookhand Registry, NIC, CRIS etc showcasing their Technological Advancement.


• One Bogie - showed - All Past Hero's of the Indian Sports arena like PT Usha, and many more.


• One Bogie - showed - Various Games Equipment that would be used ...all were well stuck - Some tried pulling out - but it was - Glued on !!


• And, the most interesting was the Bogie showing all the histroy and mystery surrounding the Common Wealth games.

For me , in the end - it was the tale of Shera ... I could locate at almost five different locations, 3 in 3d and 2 in 2d. and Just as I was about to relax with Shera ...and my Tyre .... there was a whistle - 'Are jaldi jaldi chaliye - peeche bahut dher log aa rahe hai' kripya - photo mat khichiye - sir aap bheed laga rahe hai etc etc etc.....

When I finally thot - the last two Bogies - are going to be out Forte - My tyre - grimly looked at me and sad agey dekhiye -

There was this "Brown Pouchy Monster" ahead of us. Not ineterested in anything but, trying to Buthcher a few he can and might get for indiscipline, so we ere left with no option but, to slither through the last two - Desires (bogies) of our interest.

Finally, we descended....... we were at the end, of the platform, from where we could just grimly see the place we boarded, and inbetween, this green monster ...with typed words - Commonwealth Rail ......and a few sentences - we shall wait in Delhi.....

We re-united with our other three Tyres.... and this band of Commonwealth patrons ....moved with brisk steps to go back home... not forgetting the utter rush - that finally - caught us -

Jolly Ice-Cream waley ki 10000 dollar smile, which made us have his Rs.5 wali lolly. I had two, for the Situation I had undergone - in the last 3 hours or so.

Left behind our memories of -

1. A skimpy shera - who would compete against the roudy shera's of the west


2. Auntyji - And the tale of the Mult-Dimesional Shera


3. Shera - And The Never To be - Picture Pose


4. Shera Shera - Meet Shiv Khera


5. And, The Monster who Is More Ruthless Than The Shera - when it comes to Chasing, because - the Shera has Paws. But the monster has Jaws.

I DREAM WHY INDIA ALWAYS COMES UP WITH SUCH WONDERFUL IDEAS WHEN IT COMES TO PORTRAYING TO WHAT WE ARE TO THE WORLD.... - AND WHY INDIA RAILWAYS PLAYS SUCH - IMPORTANT ROLE - WHEN IT COMES - TO DOING - AD CAMPAIGNS - SUCH ANOMALIES OF MY MIND SHALL GET GRATIFICATION WITH TIME I BELEIVE - FOR YOU I WISH TO LET YOU SEE - SOMEBODY---

BHOLU - THIS IS - THE ELEPANT IN BLUE STANDING ABOVE - SHERA .....

Anyways thanks for reading - this long and intersting blog .... u can understand - Why some people like us shy all our lives - Wearing White Banyans and White Pants .... because we might lose the right of a Human Appearence....

Thanks to Bholu ! Thanks to Shera ! (But, I wud be at Commonwealth - And I want to meet you all there). ....

Cheers,

PM