Saturday, July 31, 2010

The Absence - The Cause - The Redressal

Dear Freinds,
Today I wish to let you know - how n What happened in My life - these last two days..... I couldn't - do my most Beloved Job of blogging .... !
I was in a - Misfire of Speculations - Speculations - that when have "No Base" ofteb go - beserk and very dangerous.
A riot of - Questions - every body asking eevrybody else - and Nobody - having any answer to them -
Like College ki profile UPTU website par shayad nahi hai kya ??
Dekho kya hota hai Counselling ke baad - Bacche milengey na ?
Suno ! Sare pamphlet to bat gaye honge naa ? Jo bache honge - woh bache - Honge ya - Phat - gaye Honge Na ?
And - To top them, - A Guest-House - keeper - Who went on - To being - The Rajnikant - at - One of the Counselling Centres !!! How I'll let you know !!

These days of UPTU counselling can be termed as - Days of some Realistic Horror Show - getting relayed for all the staff and teachers of any such Institutions - wherein - The Ghost or The Churail - rather come alive - to bite them out of their Pockets, Dockets and Preferably also Their Wallets.
- Pockets - Because - Their pockets these days instead of carrying the ususal stuff - such as Pan / Gutkha / Cigarrette Packs / even / C...d...m Packs - now starts to Carry - Pens , Pamphlets , Telephone Number Diaries / A Few other docs such as - Their College - phone number, website, (for some even their - Names) --- and Then a few more Packets of C...d...m - to meet the sudden - Rise in demand of their - Such Highly - Proactive Bodies and Brains - that otherwise remain - dul - for the sight of only a few of those - Rugged and Painted faces they can't avoid to look at. But, in any case - the chance to meet such potential - People at these - Stall of UPTU Counselling Days - may be - They can share a few C...d...m with their - New Freinds - they make there. Even a few C..d...ms --- are mint flavored, cinnamon flavored or even guava flavored - Thats for all - The Great People (like me) - who even when Eat - the Guava from - Mirjapur - Proudly announce - ki kya baat hai - Bhai Allahabadi Amrood ki To Barabari Nahi - Hai -- Poorey Bharat-Warsh Mein. some even go to the extent of - Over - writing -
"Kyun Nahi - Barood ki Jagah Amrood Hi Istimaal Kar Lete Hai" --- akhir - Maksad - Dushman Ko Door Bhaga Hi To Hai !!!
(C....d....m - stands for Cardamom ... I'm sure all my Avid lovers - Have carried that fetish of eating a "C....d....m" ...... Once in their Lives atleast) ...... So no Miss-Under-Standing for my Intelligent Readers..... Good I'm Sure You'll Relish - This Punch....
I also couldn't visit Trala Dalal - website to check for the Short-Form of 'Cardamom' ..... but for any Mistake please forgive me ....... And Do enjoy the -- Ultimate Fun and Magic of Carrying a Packet of Freshly packed and Newly Stacked pack of 'Cardmamoms' ...full --for ............................ (u already know)...

My dad is back after his Glory Journey - to the State Capital - Lucknow ...just Now - And our Intestines are --- getting Intermeshed and --- itching for the need of Roti and Sabzi (today actually kebabs) .... So I'll just need to Quit ...
Do forgive for this absence ....
I would just punch in the next one Within an Hour .....
Why not go and grab a C....d....m and enjoy it with - family and freinds ..... !!! :)

See you in a while .....
for all u wonderfuls ----

Love
PM

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