The Bliss of The UPTU Counselling Work !!

HAR KISI KO NAHIN MILTA YAHAN - PYAAR JINDAGI MEIN ---- if u've heard
THE SUBTITLE - TO THIS BLOG WOULD BE -

"HAR KISI KO NAHIN MILTA YAHAN SHERU - ZINDAGI MAIN"

Dear Freinds,
Todays blog is totally devoted - to One Man - who changed the course of Armies today - I mean all the 'fireworks and pepperoni today' served by some of the Major - MBA offering Colleges of Allahabad city (some from around). Some of the major org.s showing up were:

1. ShambhuNath Institute of Management & Technology
2. United Collegeof Engineerign & Research
3. Our College - Ewing Christian Institute of Management & ........................ (its actually so long, maybe - The Counselling Portal - must have missed it)!
4. SP Memorial Institute of Technology
5. IIBM - The CAT College (definitely not the DOG College)
6. Then there were these list of "S" institutes like the "K-Serials" of Ekta Kapoor -
7. ............. Like Sanskriti / Shivalik / SRM / Saraswati / Seth Vishambhar Nath and so on & so forth .....

The day started when our highly effective team of five people - suddenly packed all stuff and left for the Counselling Venue, and, it was like - the first five HUmans who left To post their Country's flag on the top of Everest, but only died Without proper medicine & drinking water.

The glitzy - Honda City stopped in a "Virtual Market" of Private Educational Orgs, everyone like a team-member of the Next - Mountain Hiking Club all geared uo with their set of Back-Packs - Not the usual oxygen cylinders and medicine kits - But - Hoards of Banners / Posters / Hand-Bills / Diaries/ Calenders / Newspapers / Then There were These - Various Sized and Varied Colored - banners. Copy-Cating a few American Colleges - A few outside of Allahabad Colleges - jumped the top ..

HOW ???

1. In sweltering heat of 38 degree temperature - There were these smart looking 'Newly Recruited Faculties (We often call the Bali Ka Bakra stuff)' - but today - Was like all the Bakra's at the Same - Lounge.
2. One College - duped the Local Contractor cum Event Management group - when they to the sheer amazement - of others declared - 'Hum Teri Stall Ke Mohtaaaz Nahi' ----- Kyunki Hamarey Paas - Hamaari - Yellow Color Ki Bus Hai !!!! ho sakta hai tere paas - Tables ho, Chairs ho, Paani Pilaney Wale Ladke Ho, Ek Toota Hua Pedestal Fan Ho, ya ek aisa - Electrician - jisko Light ka koi kaam nahi ata ho (In Truth - Most Pandals - were Electrified - as there was some major Earthing problem at the Venue) ..... but these Colleges said - with Pride - ki hamare Paas Hamari --- Yellow Color Ki Bus Hai !
3. Then there was this College - which I feel is dying to Go - bankrupt - anytime inbetween this Year, and maybe - isiliye usne - Saari faculties ko bhi hata diya hai, But no here it was - A Leader At Educational Innovation - distributing INR 5/- wale - Cello Pens to almost anyone crossing the gate. The most advantage was taken by - A close by Govt. School of UP Board I suppose - Literally every bot, including chaprasis, male teachers, eletricians and even gardeners of the School - posing as Counslling Candidates - "On an average getting 2 pens - Once while entering and the other While retarding after a five minutes break - from inside " - THAT WAS THE GREATEST REALITY SHOW FOR ME TILL DATE .
4. Lastly - there was this Newly opened Engg. & Tech College on the peripheries of the city, which was the landmark of - Exemplary Team Spirit - every single person, wearing bright colored clothes, sitting next to each other, was in a pose of - Self Meditation & Yoga. Their silence was so deep, and inner reflections so hard - that whom-so-ever - Wo came in touch with them - was like facing the same Question - Kya Hum ek Doosrey Ko Jantey Hai ?

And, the action was so built-in and strong that I'm sure when they met the first candidate who came for an enquiry to them - Snap Must Have Come The Answer - from one of the 'Nav-Ratans' - Kya Hum ek Doosrey Ko Jantey Hai ?

But in all it was an experience in itself - a sea of Compassion, mixed with individual ambitions and - the feeling of utter Staesmenship ruling the Place.

But Now The Main Punch -

• Every "Mountain Hiker" - when reached the Venue for the first time in the Morning - he was greeted by these 6-7 very small - young boys, from not so well-off families, and were directed - in a direction - 'THAT SIR / MADAM AP WAHAN JAKE - SHERU BHAIYA SE MIL LIJIYE' - but - what - They were being directed at - or Rather thrown at - was something they barely knew -
• SHERU -

Sheru - Usually - heard towards 'a registered name for a specific species on Earth' was a very different Concept .... and Specially for all the Sheru's - eating - Pedigree and Lots of Milk and Bread - but eventually turning out to be - 'More Leru's Than Being Sheru's. THIS WAS A MAJOR CHANGE - MEETING EVERYONE'S EYES.

AS YOU WOULD HEAD ON THE LEADS BY THESE BOYS TO MEET MR.SHERU - THIS IS WHAT SHALL HAPPEN

Lets consider the most WISE - puncture tyre of our Counselling Interaction Team, all geared up to tell the World what - real Education is all About. Those realms of Geography, mixed with Atmicities of Chemistry, this example of self-destruction goes ahed and Collides against a PolyMorphic Element of the Planet Moon - Sheru ! ! !

Sheru - Was a man - of around 6 feet or more height, Stronger than all the - Pandals - his set of Committed team-members have put around. Wearing a Pathani Suit - and looking a clone of - Sanjay Dutt (alias Musa Bhai of Luck) is standing infront of you. The first lines without exaggeration were - 'Haan ! Kya Baat Hai / Kya Chahiye ?''Nahi Koi Jagah Nahi Hai''Nahi Kuch Nahi Milega''Nahi Dekh Nahi Paa Rahe Hai Kya'

- Then this - Mega Opening was followed by - Pre-Edited - dialogues of HAMARA SHERU - 'kya canopy lagani - paisa lagega' ------------------ 'kya safai karani hai - paisa lagega' ------------- 'kya pankha chala hai - paisa lagega' ------------------ 'kya kursi par baithna hai - paisa lagega' --------------- 'ghar door tha to paidal kyun nahi aye - --- ab teri is gaadi ko khada karne ka ---- paisa lagega' -------------- 'uthne ka paisa --------- baithne ka paise' -------------- 'chai ka paisa' ---------------- 'dande pa paisa' ------------- jyada bhookh lagi hai --- to andey ka paisa................................ Cycle pe paisa / Motor-Cycle Par Paisa / banner ka alag paisa / pamphlet ka alag paisa / as if the song of 'De Dana Dan' --- tu paisa paisa karti hai - kyun paise pe tu marti hai - became a reality and got redubbed to - Tu paisa to baccho se dharti hai - Hum Counselling - mein tujhko charti hai ...

Oho !!! A Big Economic Ruckus !! Alas !

- MANO ALL OUR - HIKING PRO'S WHO AFTER THIS LEAD TO MEET SHERU - MET . MT. EVEREST HIMSELF - AND THEN SAID - Ki ab mujhe us Softy Cone mein - Sheru - Mount Everest Ki Choti - dikhti hai !!!

A WILD GUESS WE CAN'T SAY - BY NEXT YEAR WE HAVE -

• SHERU INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT & TECHNOLOGY, (ONLY PRACTICAL TRAINING IN - BAI KA BAGH - AKHARA)
• SHERU INSTITUTE OF PHARMACY (NABZ KI JAANCH HAR CANDIDATE KE LIYE MUFT KEWAL - THODI NABZ BACHI HONI CHAHIYE)
• SHERU INSTITUTE OF ENGINEERING & TECHNOLOGY (IN OUR WORK-SHOP - WE MANUFACTURE, DEVELOP AND EVEN INNOVATE - MOST KINDS OF HUMAN BONES - JAWS - ARE NOT BONES - BECAUSE - MOST FACULTY HERE HAS A NEW ARCHITECTURE) - COLLEGE CODE - XXX
• AND TO TOP IT ALL - SHERU INSTITUTE OF HOSPITALITY MANAGEMENT (WITH THEPUNCH-LINE ----- AB TUMHE HOTEL SE ASPATAL TAK, AUR PHIR ASPATAL SE PATAL TAK KE LIYE TRAIN KARNE WALE - SHEHER KE PEHLE - DDDDDDDD.PHIL....GOLD MEDALIST FROM ZIMBABVE - DR.SHERU KHAN - from The Jungle Book)

- I can't write more - I'm afraid Sheru might even dedicate - me a College - "Sheru Institute of Creative Writing" bas itna khayal rakhna sirji (Chotte bacchey na padhne pave) !!

I FEEL SAD BEING A PART OF SUCH AN ACTIVITY - AND PRAY TO GOD FOR ALL OF THE PEOPLE THERE - MAY GOD SAVE THEM FROM THIS SHERU AND THE FILTH THAT IS ALL AROUND. DEFINITELY - UPTU COUNSELLINGS CAN BE A BETTER EXPERIENCE !!!

And for the end,

Guys I can't write two blogs today - because I'm dog-tired because of this Sheru / Some Insusceptible donkeys who can't Take a decision even on their Cell Phone Issues and Lastly also Because - today - I laughed my Lungs out with a freind in the evening ..... Although I miss the freind very much ....

With Love

PM

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