The Absence - The Cause - The Redressal

Dear Freinds,
Today I wish to let you know - how n What happened in My life - these last two days..... I couldn't - do my most Beloved Job of blogging .... !
I was in a - Misfire of Speculations - Speculations - that when have "No Base" ofteb go - beserk and very dangerous.
A riot of - Questions - every body asking eevrybody else - and Nobody - having any answer to them -
Like College ki profile UPTU website par shayad nahi hai kya ??
Dekho kya hota hai Counselling ke baad - Bacche milengey na ?
Suno ! Sare pamphlet to bat gaye honge naa ? Jo bache honge - woh bache - Honge ya - Phat - gaye Honge Na ?
And - To top them, - A Guest-House - keeper - Who went on - To being - The Rajnikant - at - One of the Counselling Centres !!! How I'll let you know !!

These days of UPTU counselling can be termed as - Days of some Realistic Horror Show - getting relayed for all the staff and teachers of any such Institutions - wherein - The Ghost or The Churail - rather come alive - to bite them out of their Pockets, Dockets and Preferably also Their Wallets.
- Pockets - Because - Their pockets these days instead of carrying the ususal stuff - such as Pan / Gutkha / Cigarrette Packs / even / C...d...m Packs - now starts to Carry - Pens , Pamphlets , Telephone Number Diaries / A Few other docs such as - Their College - phone number, website, (for some even their - Names) --- and Then a few more Packets of C...d...m - to meet the sudden - Rise in demand of their - Such Highly - Proactive Bodies and Brains - that otherwise remain - dul - for the sight of only a few of those - Rugged and Painted faces they can't avoid to look at. But, in any case - the chance to meet such potential - People at these - Stall of UPTU Counselling Days - may be - They can share a few C...d...m with their - New Freinds - they make there. Even a few C..d...ms --- are mint flavored, cinnamon flavored or even guava flavored - Thats for all - The Great People (like me) - who even when Eat - the Guava from - Mirjapur - Proudly announce - ki kya baat hai - Bhai Allahabadi Amrood ki To Barabari Nahi - Hai -- Poorey Bharat-Warsh Mein. some even go to the extent of - Over - writing -
"Kyun Nahi - Barood ki Jagah Amrood Hi Istimaal Kar Lete Hai" --- akhir - Maksad - Dushman Ko Door Bhaga Hi To Hai !!!
(C....d....m - stands for Cardamom ... I'm sure all my Avid lovers - Have carried that fetish of eating a "C....d....m" ...... Once in their Lives atleast) ...... So no Miss-Under-Standing for my Intelligent Readers..... Good I'm Sure You'll Relish - This Punch....
I also couldn't visit Trala Dalal - website to check for the Short-Form of 'Cardamom' ..... but for any Mistake please forgive me ....... And Do enjoy the -- Ultimate Fun and Magic of Carrying a Packet of Freshly packed and Newly Stacked pack of 'Cardmamoms' ...full --for ............................ (u already know)...

My dad is back after his Glory Journey - to the State Capital - Lucknow ...just Now - And our Intestines are --- getting Intermeshed and --- itching for the need of Roti and Sabzi (today actually kebabs) .... So I'll just need to Quit ...
Do forgive for this absence ....
I would just punch in the next one Within an Hour .....
Why not go and grab a C....d....m and enjoy it with - family and freinds ..... !!! :)

See you in a while .....
for all u wonderfuls ----

Love
PM

Samay Ki Behti Dhaar Ne Kaat Daala

Dear Freinds,
I think I have made up my mind to eventually become a blogger. Rather than becoming a model, actor, teacher, officer, or for that matter a brother, freind or a father. I'll tell you why. In all the above - models of -self appreciation, there is a chance of a Promotion (negative of demotion) and even a chance that the world would know the real you, but here I am - far from my - Dancing Shoes, expectations and all the more and all the most - those bags of Heavy Emotional Substances - which when explode - often convert to like 'Cyanide Pills in the neck.' By the way - I'm sure if you become an avid fan one day, I might hope to listen from you, and feel the rightful owner of this "Knowledge Pot" ....and if this doesn't happens.... Then I might create some 'Cynadic kind of matter' towards you, and you would feel, Ki kaash - Hum Retired American Hotey - aur Apne Old Home - se Bachkar - Free ka world tour laga rahe hotey - Which as per me is - Having Pickle once your Taste Buds have failed.
Nani ke nuskhe bhi jara gaur kijiye - Ki retirement ke baad, ekdum - Jeevan ke us chor par Nikalne lagtey hai...jab Woh - Shanti ki or Agrsar ho jaati hai.... par Jara dhyan se us - chunnu ke bare mein sochiye - Jo us achar Ko aisa lapad lapad kar ke khatey hai.... Jaise - jindagi mein pehli baar - Apne Aap Home-Work Kar Raha Ho ! but, yeh Nahi samajhta - Ki Nani - use Shanti Ke Us Path Ka Avlokan Kara Rahi Hai.... Jab Uske naati - Uski chatni - Ko chahe holi ke harey rang se bana De - Woh hasta hua kha jayega.... Kyunki Aaj Jo Woh Is Bedardi Se Achar Kha Raha Hai ... To phir uska jaldi puncture hona taey hai ...... But, khair - negativity jyada ho rahi hai ...
I'll share a recent experience with you...when I alongwith 4 more ....Punctured Tyres - went to see the 'Common-Wealth' rail - at the platform No.1 of Allahabad (but only to my Confusion) - I came back - ki agar - yeh "Common-Wealth" hai to "Single Wealth" to jarur - Ran-Sajeevan ka dhaba on Varanasi highway hoga .... jisme jab roti mango - To papad, aur jab Paneer, to kheer milti hai....
I'll write it in my next blog.... but do keep listening from me....
I pray to God , that he can give you a tooth - That is made of Gold - Ki jab - Kabhi Aapko log garib samjhe ya Begaar jaane, Apki Hasin - apki "Common-Wealth" ka ndaja unhe kara de...

Keep Smiling .... keep rocking

urs

PM