Long Lost To Sickness

Dear Friends,

I am sure you've missed that tickle in the rib these 4-5 days, I was not here. But believe me, I was not - here - then I was actually not anywhere.

For all those, who have seen the famous "Hutch Ad Puppy" - I have one thing to tell - Your favourite blogger aka Puncture Tyre became the exact replica of that puppy , with only one difference -

'Imagine our Puppy' ................in the bathroom, in the classroom, in the potty room, in the bedroom (I'm sure you remember - the haunted house, in the middle of that farm, and besides that lonely stream - where that - South Indianish Looking - kid of the Hutch Ad stays) - I became the KID here, and my Leg - that irritating - salivating dog, that would not let me - Move anywhere - true to its service levels - All the places that are shown in the Ad are the most difficult places where - Airtel connection can ever reach. But, like most good Indian products and services - 'Khuley maidan ka sahara lijiye' ----------- Then your - Airtel - becomes like a "Doberman" and can chase you to tatters - with all the - TM and TD messages - it shall - start to send you, akhir mein you shout - from inside the bathroom - "Ya Khuda ! Mujhe Kutta Kyun Nahin Bana Diya" - woh Baccha Kyun Banaya (Ad ko socho !) - I get all these indecent - messages - to see - With these own - Naked eyes.

• Friends Nahin Hai !!! - Hum Banwa Dete Hai !
• Ma Baap Nahin Hai !!! - Hum Dilwa Dete Hai !
• Apna Bhavishya Nahi Jantey !!! (Although janne se hota bhi kya) ? - Hum Bata Dete Hai !
• Apni Man Pasand Ringtone Download Kijiye !!! (Uske baad pet bhar ke samose khayiye) - STEP 2 - Shower ke neeche khade hoke - Poori Takat Se - Saas - Khichiye !!! aur "Dhyan ko mastishk ke madhya mein kheechtey hue" - Apni hawa chodiye - Chauk Gaye - nahi koi gadbad nahi hai - Apka Ringtone Badal Chuka Hai !! - Ab agli baar badalne ke samay - phir sms kariye !
• THE UGLIEST OF ALL - "APKA MAUJUDA BALANCE JO VAISE BHI KUCH THA NAHIN - USKI M@ b#h#N - ek kar di gayi hai - Mitha Ke Taur Par - uska Rs. 30/- kaat liya gaya hai" but - that 30 is now with that sich & new symbol of the Indian rupee - Have a look (I've pasted the two images already above)!

But Above All - Dear Friends, I was not well enough to carry on this task. I have developed this disease where - certain - nerves of your - leg (specially the one from ur Bum - to your knee) - would ache so much, you will have tears in your eyes fighting with them. I have not been able to sit in my office, sleep in my bed, and even When - I'm driving these days - It aches. I'm sure with a lot of Massage and those medicines - I'll undergo - in the next 1-2 weeks, My Leg Shall - improve, but for now - even now - It pains and hurts !

I wish - May God - give none of my friends - this kind of a bullshit disease - where - You Can Stand , You Can Play TT - but when it comes, to sit in office, and work - It Pains.

Do Pray For Me - coz for now - I feel like that GABBAR SINGH who can shout to -

The esteemed Thakur (here my leg) - Ki ae Thakur ! Yeh pair Mujhe Dede ! Ye Pair Mujhe Dede Thakur !

I am dying to write more - specially towards - the biggest upcoming event of this century, not The Great CommonWealth Games in New Delhi - They have been renamed as the The Great Kalmadi Games (already played) in New Delhi - I am talking of this thing called marriage - Marriage of my dear sister, The Milestone No. 258, we shall touch - SomeHow in the broken car - we so love to drive. My everyday - these days ends - with a 'Plan To be Debate' - never - ending with anything concrete - With my dad / mom / my bua at times. These times of marriages are like - that phase before - the platoon bridge is built - Once Built -

- The Pipes Lie Un-Attended and Rusted - waiting for its first set of 'Naga Babas' 'Maha Rishis' and 'All Those Ornately Decorated Elephants' -

Oh ! What a sight it is ! - Who cares who built the - Platoon - that carries all.

Hope you'll forgive for being sick here ! The leg is already (paining) not salivating ........ oho !

Come back to real stuff guys !

With All Regards,

PM

Bahut Raat Beeti - Chalo Mein Suladu ! Pavan Chede Sargam Mei Lori Sunadu

Dear Friends,
I'm sure some of you - if not all of you are die-hard fans of some rugges Hindi tracks.
Today - I shall outline - my most loved - Hindi tracks of all times.
But, first - let me share - with you -
When you dance with all your - Clothes on - And when that "Hat you throw before a performance" goes and hits the back wall of the auditorium you're performing in.
- This is my story when - I was in the second year of College, and I was considered to be a good dancer before that day - When God - n Sun - both favoured me - to lose this reputation.
- It was evening time - around 2:30 pm, and the Tooker Hall, of ECC was jam-packed, as if some Some - gold smith is about to distribute - some gold for free. All are jumping , making all kinds of noises, and then ,you have this announcement - Lavani Srivastava - is coming on stage and shall dance her way.
- Lavani dances on a classical tune, everyone is mesmerised - Lavani keeps dancing, and feel - my last beats - because - it - is my turn - after this. I don't know - what - shall happen - Once she finishes. Will the people even stop for the next moment - after sucha ravishing performance. I feel belittled. I feel all left out. But, I pray to God, to just keep me back, so that I can atleast touch some mud - of the stage - with my own hand.
The clock skips every second. Lavani - puts forward the last - few steps - and then, the judges say - time up. She stops ! Every eye in the Hall - stops - to look at her. I stop to look anywhere else. She has been given a good score.
Lights go out.
I am called - And the - Music - plays bleak.
I think - what to do next - and just to create a ripple - Remove my cowboy cap - and throw it - Hard and as Fast as I can - The cap just misse the Chief-Guest , touches almost all heads in its way, and then goes bang into the back-wall. Their is silence, and then it begins.
I dance - on songs - I don't remeber just now, and it goed on - for the next 15 odd minutes.
I stop. Crowd Stops. The Cheers - go loud. and So loud - Theteachers had to interrupt - to stop them do it.
I'm given a score. I'm given a standing ovation.
But, I'm given a "Red Card" from the competition. A red card not because I've done something wrong, hurt anyone, but because - They told me - When you were damcing - they all were dancing with you - And, this has made - Almost 300 benches in there broke. They want to see you dance again. But we shall have nothing left. So no indoors for you but if something on the Out-Stage happens - you shall be the Show Starter - in that.
I still remember - going back to the stage - after 10 minutes of my performance, and asking them - Please ! Whoever The Person may be - Who Has Got My Cap - Please Give It Back To Me ! And, they shouted we shall - And did the same.
I don't know - what leads people - to do such things. For we it was the sheer pleasure to meet them again, Because the first time I was - meetingthem, I was dancing. And in Dance - you are a Performer (Human Vibes Leave You).
But, when I look back in time, I still cherish that day - God gave me. I still remember the Act, and I'm sure - it shall be one of the greatest - amongst many other greats - to still come my way.
Now my favourites - in terms of Hindi Melodies - kuch aise gaane jo mere liye sangeet se bahut jyada maine rakhtey hai -

1. Tumhi meri mandir, tumhi meri pooja, tumhi devta ho.
2. Mere sapno ki rani kab yegi tu, ayi rut mastani kab ayegi tu.
3. Mere samnewali khidki mein ek chand ka tukdarehta hai.
4. Mohe panghat pe nand lal ched gayo re, mohe panghat pe
5. Kora kagaz tha yeh man mera, likh diya naam isme tera
6. Ishq mein jeena, Ishq mein marna, chup chup ahen bharna kya - Jab ....(u know it)
7. Chanda hai tu, Mera suraj hai tu, sabki nigaho ka tara hai tu
8. Saagar jaisi ankhon wali yeh to bata tera naam hai kya, chehra hai ya koi
9. Aaj kal tere mere pyar ke charche har jubaan pe, ki sabko malum hai aur sabko pata chal gaya
10. Teri ankhon ke matwaley baadal ko mera salaam - Julfon ke kaale kaale (Salaam E - Ishq)

I've shared my heart with you in this. Some melodies I can't live without. I pray to God, to give all the singers of all these songs, whatever gifts of love he can.

For all of you ..... I wish you health and wealth ...................... n loads of Happiness

- Regards,

PM

The Two Feelings of Love

Dear Friends,

I hope you all are good. And, in which ever "boat" destiny has made you sit, you are - able to keep afloat. Today, I'm really in a mood - to explode in my blog - Why - Mainly for two reasons:

1). My parents are not home, and hence there is no one coming and telling me - if I have to finish up and sleep, or whatever.

2). Today - I find myself in the middle of a 'crisis' - a crisis - that has pestered me in the past - but not so much - The crisis of making a choice.

THE PROBLEM - I NEVER WAS ABLE TO SEE, THAT WHAT GOD SHALL SUDDENLY - THROW AT ME - WHEN HE DID IT LAST - SUNDAY.

THE BIGGER PROBLEM - I NEVER KNEW - WHY SOME - COME CLOSE - TO WRIGGLE YOU OUT - OF WHAT YOU ARE - Yeh kaise hoga ? Woh kaise hoga ? Ek minute please ! Thank you so much ! If you can do please ! May I come in ! - I call such people - formality ki dukaan.

Blogging has become a way of life for me, for many reasons - quiet bleak, but definitely - for two reasons - I always mention -

1). Blogging gives inner peace - from so many external - factors I keep fighting against.

2). After blogging - I don't remeber - anything of that event (I write here) - And hence, that bliss of forgetting takes me from here.

MY POINT OF VIEW - If money is the key, then why are not rich people the most happy people ?

Today, was one such day, when I saw - two such examples of what money can do - to people - Who have lots of it ?

THE FIRST CASE - Students of ECIMT (year III) go on a strike, throwing away their classes, and blaming the management, for all their woes. There is this leader of a guy, and leader of a girl, they fight so despotically, for their rights they have suddenly become so aware of, and then, there is this - beautiful event - of their leaving the Institute with a Senior Friend - only to watch - Peepli Lives in the theatre. What a way - to assert your problems. Go and watch movies !!

THE SECOND CASE - Teachers of around 4-5 schools (English Medium) go on a Public Demonstration of what we call - Ill - Health and Ill - Motives, where-in slogans were being shouted, and, effigies were being burnt, but, what I saw, Burning more - blissfully, were their - Minds so full of dust. Inadequate and misquandering people, all hands in hand with a person, who thinks not twice - Before - hurting all others, he is close to, and - to some - Insipid - leaders of foolish circumstances - trying to make - corrections at - their "post life situations."

NO DOUBT - ALLAHABAD - LACKS A PROPER THEATRE - ACTUALLY - EVEN THE GENERAL PUBLIC - CAN ENACT - AT THE SMALLEST - PROVOCATION.

(here I talk - specifically of the "teachers I saw - demonstrate today")

MY CRISIS - In all that life of mine - I've tried to control by my own self - I have come across - such times, when God - gives me thee options. But the unfortunate part is - along with all these options - he also gives me - an OMR sheet, and asks - me to fill up all the right options for the choice - I get confused. Badly confused.

He has given me two options in life today

- The first option - loves to be called the option, but when it comes to making a committment, she has so many other options, that I feel, I would eventually become another option.

- The second option - Is an option - Whom I want to tell her that she is a strong option - but the case in consideration here - is - She - Has - A Question Set - all made up in French Language.

I ask her when can we meet. She says better - Tweet !

I ask her - need to take a look - She replies with honour - at Facebook.

I ask her - can we - Jig - She says - No only at Digg.

I ask her - Sorry ! But can Orkut. She says - I'm all put.(put to sleep - as would usually happen).

---------- Life I would suggest - when stops to roll, you find yourself rolling the most. All glasses go up, and with the - stomp - of - that hard drinking bastard's foot - everyone shouts - You're drunk - My friend !

Its end - My friend !

Its trend - My friend !

And then you feel, why God - only choses me - to create new trends - in the world, Am I a born model. Am I the most - rugged person on Earth - for having been chosen - for all such dumps. All is it my destiny, that I'll make love only with a computer all my life.

First, it was a bike. Next it was a computer. Third it was a Laptop. And, nowadays - it is about - Air Conditioners. (Whatever - technology may mean to you - for me - it has always been a 'doom' / 'a disaster') - specially the mobile phone - 'I always use it when - I'm most mobile (in my head) but kind of most immobile (by physical movements) - I talk to people all stuck up in a chair, or in the corner of that shrunken room, or in the vicinity of birds all away from that freaking crowd' - I'm sure Delhi -Police made this rule - of "Not mobiling - while you're driving" kind of for people like me. But, they should also come up with some other rules -

1).Not - putting water - while - Putting Soap.

2).Not - putting "comb" - while - looking at one-self.

3).Not - putting - Water - in the trees - Already - dead.

4).Not making "Girl-Friends" - already - Wives of some old shimmering Jacko-Wack.

But, this is where - the most illustrious of Human Leaders - have failed -

for those - who have seen - Jodha - Akbar - know - how a 'warrior Queen - in - Aishwarya' always outdid - the skimmish looking - and - timid - "Thin and Lean - The great Akbar in Hrithik Roshan.", in all those battles they fight in the Kitchen.

Believe Me - Prithviraj Kapoor (from Mugle-Azam) - revoke from his grave - to give a full 1 kg of His - pathani hand - full blast - On the skimpy, chimpy a li'l dimpy - cheek of the skirmish "Akbar" of the Jodha Akbar - tele tale. Hrithik Roshan.

Dear Friends,

I'm sure - you have gained some insight into - what - a great pain within can cause a weak human like me. But, I am coming to conclusions about life - that one only reached - once - he's already got married ! but, for me - It's before that.

The Pain of Losing - One's Head !

My story as human, ended - when my mother handed me over to a careless woman, of 30's - who couldn't control a kid like me - hardly days old - and - helped me land - Straight at my head. I'm sure there is some injury within, some kind of a clot, some kind of a Lump, that although has never made me - Dead Types - but - definitely - has never let me - Be a normal person too.

Why else would I take - almost 1 year before I proposed my first Girlfriend.

- After almost 11 years from then on, I have improved on my average, when it has come down to - now - only - 8 Months, forget about the Biggest Crush of my life, who still is to know - That I love Her !!!

What an amazing life ? Isn't it ? As if you're tumbling down - that - Mountain Bridge - (half broken) - everyday - to fall in the same pit, and getting away everyday - to fall in it again.

To - My famous - D - fetish - I don't know - people with the D letter - attract me so much. Or is it that I rather get over-excited - to see someone - with this D letter.

D - also stands for - Dirty.

D - also stands for - Disgusting.

D - also stands for - Disputed Matrimony.

But, I'm sure - God shall help me come out of this loop - as soon a He can, because - I've found in His - dictionary - for me - there are some exceptions -

1). D - for - Diehard Compassion.

2). D - for - Disambiguous Feelings.

3). D - for - Dreams of Life.

4). D - for - Delectable Moments.

Regards,

PM

When Venus Met Mars ! Infront of all the stars !

Dear Freinds,

Hope you all are good. Today was the best day of my life. I met someone - for the first time, whom I although now know for a long time, but never saw the person - from so close. He, always said - I can't be good friends with him, but today - we - Had food and then, lots of Gossip together.
This person has a tendency to over exaggerate issues - to that emotional high - that you can feel you are drowning - in salt water - and that too spilling lots of oil.
When I met this person, he was wearing a white dress, but as we came closer - I realised - that he - is Not that white - I always thought he was.
And, today - when I actually went so close to Him, I could see - My eyes - had not seen the Truth till date.
Circumstances I would day oftenplay this massive role in making people meet. People who are so opposite, people who are so - Different. People who believed that - Life was a one Big Bore. But, suddenly you realize - That - every part - of your body - is being conteolled 'by ropes and threads' and the final control is of someone - Whom you've never seen.
My day started - like most Ordinary days, I kick started my - Bike, and moved out. Then I suddenly turned left from my house, just to pay a visit - to some dreams - Have sort of seen for the last around 1 week now. But, all I could see - in my dream again - Was That Hard Laptop - all gagged up by - Facebook. I knew - the face is not mine and the book iti is reading has an acknowledgement written by someone else. This was - a slight shock, and hence - I thought it wise - not to disturb the pattern of nature, and hence moved away.
At 11:00 - I was at my seat. The seat - that has pained my butt, like no other seats I have been using so far. (The bike seat, the bum seat, the hotel seat or the Customer seat). These seats of Power - have a dual effect on a person, where on One side - his belief on God increases, on the other - He starts losing his friends, losing his head, and even - to an extent - His real self. But then again - there - is This place - God intervenes. You thought - your time has got over - you thought - you were sinking full throttle, you think you're gone, you come across a - green leaf, a sweet straw or even for some just a roaming algae - whom if you are able to clasp onto - God has saved your skin.
I love the mountains - specially for the height I see them - they are able to possess, the grandeur - they are able to provide, to people who visit them, and for the pleasant air - they so naturally have, but - I feel - these mountains - too at times cry for that - bird of wisdom to come and live on them, or they feel - the ghosts of death all - hauling over them. Everything nature has within - Has - secrets none can disclose. You can stand beneath a waterfall, or jump from a flying plane, or even dance on the pebbles of fire, you feel - love and life - are the two fibres of human existance.
For all my puncture tyre friends - who I know are really missing me these days - I would like to tell you friend - Go search for the right shop, and get yourself mended, before - you have that - stark headed striker come your way, who doesn't believes in mending rotten stuff, but - his anxieties rather love to burn some - Tyre - to prepare his barbeque. Go do something !
ECIMT - the college I work - I would only say one thing, it has all the capabilities of becoming - the best in the world, not only in India, but what is most required - is The Eye - to see - the truth. You can never grow good corn, if there are too many weeds in your garden of corn. One has to be cautious enough - to plant the right - sapling. But, I know - if God would want it to, it shall give ECIMT - the right leader it deserves, and the right spirit - ECIMT - shall so respectfully - deserves.
My only reason for being there at ECIMT are the children - I see so much of hope in. Their smiles, their pains, their anticipations, and, their journeys really - make me - so attracted - I feel -at times, Oh ! God - If I can just re-live my - youth with them once ? I would love to drive my bike - in all those - lanes unknown - and - Those - packs of chocolates - I threw in many windows - I still feel - If God still - can giveme that power - redo -that - Again. But alas ! Life moves ahead, and if you look back - there is only that - Blanket of dust - and a cover of smoke - that one Percieve.
- My journey today - has come to a standstill, I met God in the evening. He was holding my hand, and telling me - All love and Understanding are - made up Of.
I touched - His feet, and kissed His cheek, and He said - Don't worry ! I am with you, and - All objects of your desire, and all Dreams you aspire - shall now come true. - .....................................
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................................................................................................................. some things that cudn't be written, happened.
And, now - I know - there is nothing - Bigger - than - LOVE and FAITH, and THERE is nothing smaller than - disbelief and anger, if one wants to live a long life, he should practice the initial two.
My God - Also, told me - in two months - He shall let me know - if I can - Be in Heaven - with - HIM. And, also, that - If that happens - 'the skies shall become yellow' and the 'rivers of all pink colour.' :)
For all those who read my blog - I have one piece of advice.
Don't let drudgery and dis-belief - rule you. Your hands have the power to rule. And your tingue - the Power to speak. Speak what you think. Think what you want. And want what you - Need. Often - our Needs - are wrongly - identified, and hence - all our effort in fullfilling - Goes in vain.
Loads of philosophy today. But it had to be - Because such close encounters with God, and all his angels on the same day - can result in - What we never saw, and what we never did - kind of feelings.
I miss my angels, and I miss my demons. My war is on. I have to see - Who eventually wins !
Thats it for today !
Rest - I am going to write - Piles - tomorrow - So do come and be here.
till then,
Bye / Chill ................
PM

THE PERIOD BETWEEN PROPOSAL AND REJECTION - HIGH TIME

Dear Friends,
I firstly welcome all the "punctured tyre" friends of mine - who believe that life has a lot to offer, and I shall overcome. Because I'm sure - time shall tell them (What life has so - Abundantly - to offer ??) ############ (And, what wud they - Overcome - When their C...m balls - stop to function) - (punctured tyres have got it !!! gr8) !!

Jokes Apart,
Guys like me - have this period inbetween - we have actually proposed - that "Citizen of Venus" and "We start visualizing our Headstone already erected" - because of the rejection we actually oversee.
Oversee ! This power to oversee, develops in a guy from when he meets his special vibe, usually at the age of 14-15 years nowadays, forget those - Non-Sense - posters of Archies - thats - conniving. He first gets a notebook - from her - to copy all that she has written, in them, - The dodgy signatures she is learning to make /// Then the various surnames she has written against her name /// Then you think what is this - special Glossy Pink - ink - that she uses every alternate page, and u realise (A New Chemical on Earth- Nail-Polish) /// the u can even find - she specially fumbles at writing those very Technical Words like - enterpreneurship and metamorphosis, she loves those simple - Humble, and, Jumble, and, Tumble - things. U also understand - Humility - ke - jungle - mein pehle karo jumble - phir slowly - lallu raja - Woh ho jayegi tumble. and the game begins.
Lastly, Those who have Overseen what I have just explained - also know -
Making Girl-Friends & Getting Wives are Two Different Stories. We'll talk about them.
HEADSTONE - Here refers - to that social - stigma - the guy can carry for the next few months - Because all other puncture tyres - after the collapse of this one - Would dance with joy - Dekho to darbar mein ek aur Gadha hai !
- Latey laakhon kha chuka - Par phir bhi Saja hai !
and then you ponder over a few questions like - Why did my dad do this to his life ? Woh ek dhokey ke saath rehta hai ! //// Why is my sister so different with me - n Why is This Pataka so foolish not to try and bribe me ? //// Why have these markets been setup, and Why she loves to go shopping, when - My ass is on fire - thinking about - The Next Project I'll get or Not ? But, soon you realize, that unlike the other - puntured tyres - ur day has not come -
Dubara Jag Uth-ta Hai Shaitan ! Dubara Bhagne Lagta Hai Bhagwan !
You - jump start your new day - with a new proposal ! and think ! lagta hai kal wala Headstone chori ho gaya ?? :)
- But I want to confess something, I have come across so many female folks - but never get one thing - What do they exactly want - Ur time ? Ur life ? Ur tea ? Ur bike ? Ur iPod ? or what - Why do they always have to say this -
"Mai sab janti hun - sab ladke ek jaise hotey hai" ?
What is the meaning of this ? Sab ladke ek - jaise hotey hai - is being referred to what exactly ? Ladkon ka dimaag ! Ladkon ke shauk ! - Ya ! She Actually Knows What A Guy Exactly - is Thinking About - When She is Preparing that Boring Cup of tea - For him ?
Whatever it might be - but when you suddenly meet that someone of your life - U go completely blank - and Specially to questions like -

• Sir ! Kya Sabko Utna Hi Dena Hai Ya Alag Alag ? (Questions on selection) - You say - Sabko de dunga to mujhe kya milega ! Nahi - ab tum log jao - Jaipur mein ret charo - mein abhi - Hari ghaas kha raha hun.
• Sir ! Mr. X apse milne aye hai , Bahut der se baithe hai ? (Questions about priority) - You say - X ho ya Y, Leta ho ya Baitha, usse kaho, abhi mein - Ek important meeting mein hun, Plave crash ho jayega agar hata to, aur suno, keh dena, Agli baar ane ke pehle - imagine kar le - Ki ane ki jarurat nahi hai - Apni jindagi barbaad kare to kare - Bhai mujhe to baksh de !
• Sir ! Aunty poonch rahi thi ki Maggi kaisa laga ? Kya Bolu ? (Questions of extended feelings) - Suno ! Unse keh dena , मग्गी खिला खिला के मार देंगी क्या, अब में इस मग्गी से बचने ka जुगाड़ soch रहा हूँ ! साथ mein ये bhi कह dena - मग्गी ke लच्छों - की तरह - मेरे दिमाग mein इस समय - करोरो - लच्छे जन्म ले rahe है - Agar woh phas gayi - To Maggi Bolegi - मै गयी !
• Then those are the times - When you feel ! Yaar mein Ratan Tata to nahi ban jaunga ! Poori jindagi idhar udhar , jordar suit , aur bhi jordar suits , aur ek aisi car - jisse bail gaadi bhi tez chalti ho - And the best part is - After retirement - I shall need to serach for a inheritor ! Oh Shit ! - Such big blows of knowledge accompanied with such a gloomy picture of a life. Although, I've not read his Auto-Biography - but I'm sure - it must be those - having more - Grey and Royal Blue ink ... and some pages on - Hynotizing Stuff. But he forgot to mention - those soft - Pinks and Creams - life so desperately need all the time.

Once I was with my dad, and we were visiting this Garden in Ooty, I was spellbound - the Natural Beauty this place has (forget the girls - I'm talking of trees) - was, when I saw this couple walking - all forgotten of this world, around them, they were on that Journey of Titanic , letting lose all their emotions in public , and I felt - ki hamara Allahabad hota - to Baaj ab tak panja maar chuka hota.

The donkeys (the moral police of Allahabad and UP in general) - the biggest Imposters of Morality have made UP - the Den of corruption and falsehood. Children are harassed at intervals their growth process suffers.

I feel our - sex starved - Neta's - want - to end their mandate - by stopping boys and girls meet and interact in public places. The Majnu Pinjra bull-shit they keep crying about - is nothing as - compared to - The In-Prison rapes that happen in UP and Bihar. What the donkeys talk about morality !

In any case - i don't want ot dirty my Blog - by talking about these - Devil Chosens - God himself- gives them their shares of - Humanity.

I would like to end this article here ! My mantra I want to share is -

'All things so great - I used to hate, I've found r not so Rumbly' 'All friends I lost, all Loves I lost' 'I found were not so Dumb Bee'

Gyan - Baaji - as how my cousin explains my Blog - I think - I feel - Gyan hai - to batne mein - Kya burayi hai ....

With Regards,

PM

When Moves The Shifting Sand - There is no water !!!

Dear Friends,


Today I write about a phenomenon - a phenomenon that when happens - One can think ! - That life sort of suddenly skips - from - His Breakfast Plate - and falls - In that pit - of Municipality from where nothing can be recovered. U're gone and U're gone for long.


There are beaches in India - like Aksa in Mumbai , and a few others in Goa etc..... where there are these beaches - that hace gulped scores of people in them.
REASON 1 - A joyful student group suddenly reaches the beach, puts off their clothes, has some coconut juice, and in a pair of their rubber slippers, starts to enter the sea.
The first touch of the sand-mixed water - gives a Mild Elelctric Shock to a few, to others itsthat routine, of a feeling. And, then - water has a tendency to attract. You start moving more in, and this movement doesn't stops.
And, when you feel most safe - you see that extra large wave - coming onto you, and like the - Previous Attempt - to dodge onto such waves - You stand erect. The wave comes - u look at it. As it comes closer, u still look at it. Then u jump (the dodge mechanism), but when u come back, u are in a pit around 1 metre deeper than what u were standing at - before the wave came in. Now, if u were half in - u shall still have ur face outside, but if u were neck-deep, chances are - u shall go - Deep. The rest of the story is not worth telling !!!
But, in such a way - so many of those - Brilliant Heads - have been lost, who would have stood infront of the Indian Flag - and could have sung - Vante Mataram.
REASON 2 - Ladies in India - are stupid enough (I don't say all) - but most of them, to wear - Sarees, even when they are in the water. Then there are these - loving fathers - who have the sit on their Shoulder, and they would dance - neckdeep in the Water. (Imagine their wrath). And there are these - Electronic Goods / Toys Sellers - that might lure you by saying - 'ki sahab abhi dekhiye mein yeh khilona paani mei nphektaan hun, phir yeh apne aap bahar aa jayega', and then, when it doesn't - Ur - chikky (ur kid) runs to get it, and behind ur chikky, u the - Baba - Papa - runs too. But, such are the grievances of life - which could have been - avoided. But for the sheer heroics - for which doesn't even get - a handful of claps - people choose Death against Life.
All these 9/11s, the Tsunami stuff, and, the Leh - tragedy, could have been avoided, only if - People could have thought what they were doing.
Terrorists are people - who can - Live for money, but who usually die for motives. Motives much higher than money. Motives much higher than - Power, and, Motives - Much higher than Lust or Greed. They don't kill people because they think it is right. They do it - because they stop to think !!
Tsunami - was not a one day creation - it came on - Because of the illegal limits to which - humanity was trying to make strides to. Tsunami reflected Nature's Wrath - on humanity - for ignoring - its danger. And, it is nature usually which creates and destroys. But in such destructions of - Mass Humanity - there are a few who survive. And, these who survive are the one's - Whom We Call - The Miracle People. At one time - That dance with death - the other - They have dodged it. Natural bonds break, near and dear one's are lost, but from here on God takes over.
The Leh Disaster - I can't commen ton this latest - mishap - that has just happened in India, but what I can suggest after seeing what has happened. It is my sincere advice to all those meek people living on the edge. Why not do some labour, or make some adjustments - cut table tops to build homes - or come down to the Planes, and get an AC. Why sit there, where the birds too are afraid to build their nests.
But back to my topic on shifting sand -
Let me re-iterate on the topic froma social point of view -
- When Moves The Shifting Sand - There is No Water !

• For all my beloved - newly marrieds (friends and enemies) - I am talking about that day when you have committed infront of God, that u shall now give-up all normal human behaviour to become - that Ape - who shall live by the Bananas and dance by the Papayas.
• What are bananas ? - When you get married and are planning for that honey-moon, there is someone alongwith you, who is planning to get her social security card from you - without spending much on it. She knows - if you return - filtered from the honeymoon - you might act as the next Bose - who wants to build his own - National Army, and then it begins. She and all her family (including her mom, her bro, and her sisters) - they sing the hymn - Beta ! Ab Berang Mat Lautna. Leke ana - Ek Banana !
• The Girl ! - What Banana ???? - The Mother points to the now shaken dad of hers - and says - beta ! Banana - here means - 'Kuch aisa karishma karna ki tumharey papa jo abhi papa hai - woh Nana - ban jaye' ----------- Aur hum sab yeh gana gaa sake - ki - Jo tha Kal tak - ek ana, Jo tha kal tak bhooka dana, dekho ban gaya ab woh nana, tumko hai nana banana !
• THE GUYS GETS IT LATER - WHY SHE - GAVE HIM A BANANA EVERY SIGLE DAY OF THEIR HONEYMOON
• PAPAYA - to cut the story short for my - inflation hit - readers, I would say - if banana - means - Nana ! u can get - Papaya - means
• that melody ur ears shall witness - till u die !
• PAPAYA - Means - Papa Aya !!!

:) Such rude jokes and high intellect make me famous with girls !

I'm sure they are going to give me - A newly created "upadhi" of India - "Bharat Magn" to peoplelike me - for whom life is but - just the most - beautiful experience - of 'truth'

Regards,

PM

Its the Night-Time - Its me - Its my Loneliness - n - Its - My Computer in Which I see my God

Dear Friends,

I'm sure you all must be snoring hard at this point of time, deep in your beds for tomorrow will be that day of reckoning for you, when u shall see - yourself in the Mirror - and - reflect - after - Tooth paste n brush -

"I shall overcome - I shall overcome" ...................... and I'm sure you shall.

Today was a day, when my Phone was not picked up by the Blue Mountain, but rather - By a someone - I so very much love - She is like - An angel tome.

I know the Blue Mountain - hates dogs - somehow - she got very scared when she saw - All my four Dogs, at one go. But, she is brave also - I saw her - Confidently move - Infront of them, and that gave me strength.

I don't know - why people in Life - come - n - then - Leave you, why do they have this - Thing called - Teasing, and - Also, why can't everyone - In this world - Dance - Its doesn't costs - Diamonds - to dance.

I just saw - some Uncut - stuff of - My Name is Khan, a movie that shall remain close to my Heart.

Another movie I love - is Kabhi alvida Na Kehna - in which there are these 2 - Lovers - somehow - entangled in bad marriages, but eventually go Scot free - with one Another. I too believe that - instead of remaining - in Problematic - situations - people should move. But, there are people like me - Who can take years - Before - their flash-bulbs can Light - Up,

And,

There can be - Like The Blue Mountain - Who would take a decision - Like - jap !!! My speed is somewhere I think - of 30km/hr when- its comes to real life - Situations.

I also, remember here, the first - Crush - that I had, when I was - 18 years old - This - Agarwal girl - The naughtiest creature on Earth - I've ever come across, but with every passing day, and with every passing seconds - R - ways parted away - and - Parted really - far,

Today - I feel like that - Sailor - whose ship - Forgot - to pick him Up - and Left him, far behind, And the Sailor - kept gazing the Ship - Go. Go - Go - Away. So far - that - He cudn't feel anything. Almost nothing. Exactly nothing.

Exactly, what is the reason - People part with - Each other - is something I can never understand. And, thus the only -Parting that has ever appealed to me - Has been the parting into Death. - People cry. Good people r remembered. And you get to meet the whole family.

I don't think - Money is the reason - People part.

Not even - hatred can be - Becoz - it is usually a short - Timed experience.

The only reason that - I seem here - is Personal Satisfaction ................ I can't justify.

In all this world - but - let me tell you three Things I can't last with are:

a). My Dad

b). My Sis

c). Friend - Ashu

d). My Music Gadgets ...........

e). Last thing is Oxygen

------------------ Writing in the night holds a different value -

------------------ I wait for the Joolas to arrive --------- The first e-order - ECIMT has ever made.

I'm sure - God shall - look into that matter too.

I wish all my readers a happy life. A good Luck. And, loads and loads of Singapore Chowmein.

Till Then, do keep Hail ...

Regards,

PM